Now Playing: ThanksKilling (2009)
Topic: Horror
There are some movies out there that are so horrible, they are actually kind of fun to watch. So laughably bad that you get enjoyment out of its terrific dysfunction as a finished product. Unfortunately, Thankskilling doesn't even work on that level. It's a garish, crude, disgusting, vile, dispicable mess. It contributes nothing to society, and will only waste time of the viewer who got suckered into watching it. I was one of those said viewers, and I couldn't stomach finishing it. It's only 66 minutes long, and obviously was no way a major film release in theaters, but rather some indie-movie that clearly tried to be outrageous and crazy, but it's just not watchable.
Is this the worst movie ever made then? No. Why? Because it can't really even be considered a movie. It's just gahbidge. From beginning to end. Even the horrid Plan 9 From Outer Space, the infamously awful Ed Wood "masterpiece" is better in so many ways. Thankskilling is just confusing...why was it made? Did anyone make any money off it at least? Because there couldn't have been any artistic satisfaction gained from making it!
Stay away from this movie unless you like watching horrible movies. I warn you though, even horrible movies are better than this 66 minute exercise in time wasting.
-Kurt L.
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Updated: Saturday, 17 March 2012 3:27 PM EDT
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